A Chat with the Neighbors

I've never really met my neighbors. And however fascinating they seem, actually, they terrify me. Too often they threaten each other and yell about something called a "weed." They'll be screaming one minute and then sighing very loudly the next, like they both just stubbed their toes at the same time. Anyway, from what I've pieced together, the man's name is Baby and the woman's name is Mitch? Or it might be Bidge, strange name...in any case, I heard an interesting conversation take place the other night so I called my own voice mail and pushed speaker phone to record it. Without further adieu: