Take a Wiff

We were wiffling pretty hard in the alley last night and I got a great idea for a movie. A group of youngsters, played by all of our favorite celebs, start a wiffle ball team and compete for the gold! It's a feel good romp with lots of plot twists and nicknames. The kids will have a crap load of catchphrases, like "he smells like a total dork!" but even better! Here's the roster I'm thinkin' of: Austen "Rice and Beans" Brown Anton "How did this bee get into my pants?" Lieberman Colin "The Human Idiot" Leaman Alan "I'm going inside, I have allergies" Prazniak Ann Marie "101 Dalmatians" McBride Gwen "Tonka-Tough" Kurtz Conor "Me want Honeycomb!" Fields Tal "I think you just blew out my eardrum" Noznisky Brandon "I didn't know the megaphone was that close to your ear" Butch Oh the summer of 1958 will be a blast. They'll meet girls, eat food or chewing tobacco, kiss girls, and sneak some of dad's beer. There's no telling what kind of trouble "The Human Idiot" will get into next. There will be shitloads of memorable quotes too! "Are you ready to feel the wrath of my dick, assbags?" "Don't be a pervert about her, her brother has hemorrhoids." "I'm going home, cheaters. [trips and his face goes into dog poop]" "How in the hell did this bee get into my pants!?" WATCH FOR IT!